Sunday, 14 November 2010

LETTERS - Difficult Questions for 'Father Christmas'

Alisdair is hoping for a reply...
Although it was only the end of October, Alisdair was begging to write his annual letter to Santa Claus.  I told him it was a bit premature to do so, but he was still "itching" to put pen to paper.  Finally, he talked to his Granny and she explained that she doesn't put her Christmas cards on her book racks until after November 11th.  That appeased him for a few more days.  However, now Remembrance Day has passed, Alisdair could wait no longer.
Since he wanted to ensure Santa's undivided attention, Alisdair decided instead of sending just one letter, (like most children), to cover all the bases by mailing out three separate requests.
The addresses are:
  1. Santa Claus, North Pole, CANADA H0H 0H0
  2. Santa Claus Main Post Office, FI-96930 Arctic Circle, Lapland, FINLAND, and
  3. Santa, Reindeerland, SAN TA1 (via the British Royal Mail).  We'll get our Scottish Granny to post the last one.
The lad is costing a fortune in stamps!

His 2010 letter illustrates some of the difficulties a modern St. Nicholas encounters -- as if he set off the burglar alarm, Santa's cover would surely be blown.  Alisdair also asked some very difficult questions of Father Christmas.  It will be interesting to see if Santa has time to shed some light on his personal life!  Here is Alisdair's letter (in its entirety):

Dear Father Christmas:

Do you have a home security system? We have one, so be careful not to set it off when you visit. One day I made a grilled cheese sandwich and it smoked a little bit and set off the smoke detector and it’s connected to the system so they asked for a password and we had forgotten it, so they called everyone from Granny & Grandpa to the fire brigade. Luckily, we didn’t have to pay a fine.


This year I would like:


* Time for Tea From Tim Hortons
* Sears®/MD Crispin(TM/MC)
* FlyLady's Doll
* Christmas with Wallace and Grommit stamp set

How old are you? Do you smoke? Do you drink alcohol? How do you go to the washroom if you’re stuck in your sleigh for so long on Christmas Eve?   I’ve been a good boy this year.  Thank you in advance.

Sincerely, 
Alisdair Ramsay-Mackenzie"

The letters have now been posted and are awaiting pick-up by the mail truck on Monday afternoon.  It could be worse...  Last year, Alisdair asked if Santa and his elves had been vaccinated for the H1N1 flu and if they were environmentally friendly at the North Pole.  He also wondered if the elves used lead-free paint in the workshop.  Talk about an inquiring mind! What will the lad think of next?!?  I shudder to think!!

Friday, 12 November 2010

ARTWORK - Isobel's Remembrance Day Legion Poster Contest Entry

After the Remembrance Day service at the Neilburg Community Hall, Isobel grabbed my hand and told me  she had a picture on display on the tables that lined the edge of the room.  I admit, I was a bit skeptical as I knew the prize categories only began with Grades 1 to 3.  Could she REALLY have a picture there?  Or was this wishful thinking?

"Show me your picture," I said.  I didn't have to ask twice!  "Okay," Isobel replied excitedly, steering me to the far corner.  "It's that one," she said, pointing to one with lots of colour on it.  Nearby were other pictures that looked more like pencil scribbles than actual drawings.  I picked up the drawing with the green grass and checked the backside.  Sure enough... Isobel's full name and class details were recorded on it!

Lest We Forget
Later, when we got home, I asked Isobel to explain what her picture was all about.  This is what she told me:  "This picture is all about the world and community. Every day is a great day in this picture.  The grass is green and the crosses are out to show we love the soldiers, and to mark where some other soldiers are, and where they died.  There is a tree and a big sun. There are clouds and a bird in the sky."

It pleases me to think my 5-year old is beginning to understand what Remembrance Day is all about.  Lest we forget....


 

Thursday, 11 November 2010

FIELD TRIP - ASTRONOMY WORKSHOP - "Starlight, Starbright ... I See The Stars..."

"It was a braw bricht moonlicht nicht" and Alisdair and Isobel and I were out in the fresh air gazing upward at the moon and stars.  (For non-Scottish readers the translation is a 'pleasant/good bright moonlight night.)

Although it was a chilly November evening, the Lloydminster Homeschool Association arranged a presentation on astronomy, which was held at the Reinhart's acreage, just outside of Lloydminster on Wednesday, the tenth.  Fourteen families participated in the event.  We were asked to bring snacks, lawn chairs, our questions, a desire to learn, and $30.00 to help cover the costs of the workshop.  We were also warned to wear warm clothing as we would be outside in an open field for a while!

As Therese later explained, summer is the best time to hold an astronomy workshop (as far as the weather is concerned) but most folk do not want to stay up very, very late to view the skies.  In the winter, although participants have to put up with the cold, they can begin viewing in the early evening and watch as the various elements progress across the backdrop of the sky.

The fun began at 6:30 p.m. with a presentation given by Glen and Therese McDonald of Derwent, Alberta.  Glen is an avid star watcher and has been taking his astronomy hobby very seriously for about ten years.  The McDonalds have offered Astronomy Workshops for some time and Glen enjoys imparting his knowledge to others and sharing the view from his 14-inch telescope (named FRED!).  FRED weighs approximately 200 pounds and was purchased for about $5,000.00. 

Glen McDonald, searching for a prop.
Since FRED, and the other equipment necessary for the presentation, is bulky to move, Glen uses a trailer behind his vehicle to take it from place to place.  The white trailer also doubles as a screen upon which to project his computerized slide show of the planets and other heavenly bodies.  He spoke of craters on the moon, showed comets, nebula and many other formations that occur in the skies.

Alisdair and Isobel (foreground) and some of the crowd.
The Lloydminster Homeschooling Association provided the fixings to make hot chocolate and some folk brought homemade cookies.  We took a dozen doughnuts from Tim Hortons as our contribution, and they were quickly devoured. 

Glen focused his telescope at the waxing moon (crescent).  Approximately 25% of the moon was illuminated and it looked something like this photograph:

Waxing Crescent Moon
According to  http://www.calculatorcat.com/moon_phases/moon_phases.phtml "the sun always illuminates the half of the moon facing the sun (except during lunar eclipses, when the moon passes through the earth's shadow). When the sun and moon are on opposite sides of the earth, the moon appears "full" to us, a bright, round disk. When the moon is between the earth and the sun, it appears dark, a "new" moon. In between, the moon's illuminated surface appears to grow (wax) to full, then decreases (wanes) to the next new moon. The edge of the shadow (the terminator) is always curved, being an oblique view of a circle, giving the moon its familiar crescent shape.

At this point in the evening, many folk lined up to take a look at the moon.  It was advancing across the horizon and soon disappeared from view.  Unfortunately I was otherwise occupied getting hot chocolate and supervising a bathroom break, so we missed the opportunity to look up at the moon!  And, for Isobel, the trampoline was almost as exciting as looking through the telescope.  Lots of kids to jump with, equals lots of fun!

Trampoline Fun!

When observing the moon was no longer an option, Glen turned his telescope towards the planet JUPITER. I got a good view of Jupiter and four of its many moons.  Through the telescope, the "moons" around Jupiter looked like a star does in the night sky with the naked eye.  The bands across the planet were a distinctive deep rusty red colour.  Again, since the planets are constantly moving, Glen had to re-orientate the telescope every few minutes to adjust for this shift.  Later, he brought the telescopic image even closer to give a more detailed view of Jupiter by itself.

Jupiter and some of its moons.
Later, at home, I looked up some facts about Jupiter.  According to the site http://www.kidscosmos.org/kid-stuff/jupiter-facts.html Jupiter takes about 12 years to orbit the sun and rotates in about 10 hours. This short Jupiter "day" is amazing since the planet is roughly 11 Earth diameters wide.

The list of "facts" also tells us that "unlike the rocky planets, Jupiter is a ball of dense hydrogen, helium, water, nitrogen and other gases over a tiny rocky core. Powerful winds dominate the atmosphere with criss-crossing jet streams, lightning and huge hurricane-like storms like the Great Red Spot. This storm has been raging for over 300 years and is about 2 Earth diameters wide. The Great Red Spot can be seen on Jupiter along with four moons:  Io (smallest), Europa, Callisto and Ganymede in this NASA image. (Posted Directly Above)  If you have binoculars or a telescope you can see the moons as tiny points of light. If you look the next night you can see for youself that they move."

"Jupiter had 39 known moons at the time of this image and a slight ring of smoke-sized particles and dust. The planet contains 71% of the planetary matter in the solar system and so its huge gravity pulls every object toward it. In fact, most of its moons were captured rather than forming with Jupiter. Scientists watched in awe as comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 broke up and smashed into Jupiter making explosions the size of the Earth.  Scientists keep finding more moons orbiting Jupiter. In May of 2002 Scott S. Sheppard and David C. Jewitt of the University of Hawaii announced the discovery of 11 new moons around the planet. As of March, 2003, Jupiter had 52 confirmed satellites. These newest moons are all no more than 2 to 4 kilometers across (if their surfaces are very dark), they all have retrograde (backward) orbits, and take somewhere between 557 and 773 days to orbit. These latest moonlets were announced by the International Astronomical Union (IAU) on Circular number 8089. In April, 2003, 8 more moons were confirmed for a total of 60 moons with the possibility of more as the search continues."
 
Therese offered an easy way to learn the names of the planets in order.  Just remember the sentence, "My Very Elegant Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas."  (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto).   However, if you discount Pluto as an actual planet, they you can say, "My Very Elegant Mother Just Served Us Noodles!"  (I was surprised to find the second statement in Alisdair`s Can-Do Print workbook -- on a page titled   "Starry Skies" -- in the last section of the book.)  The same source tells us the root word ASTRO means star and the word NAUT means sailor.  It then suggests that Astronauts are STAR SAILORS!  The workbook also says students can think of the letters S. U. N. to remember the three planets that are the farthest from the sun (Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.)

Alisdair at the telescope.

After some of the crowd had dispersed, Isobel went to Mr. McDonald and asked if she could look at the stars.  So he trained the scope on Capella.  It is the brightest star in the constellation Auriga, the sixth brightest star in the night sky and the third brightest star in the northern celestial hemisphere, after Arcturus and Vega.  Isobel also asked if she could see Mars, but was disappointed to learn that it would not be in the proper position for viewing until the wee hours of the morning.  Isobel was also very excited about the glow in the dark plastic "moon rocks" that Therese handed out at the conclusion of the evening!

Gazing at Capella
The astronomy workshop provided an interesting learning opportunity.  It also brought to mind the words of the beloved hymn How Great Thou Art:

Oh Lord my God
When I in awesome wonder
Consider all the works
Thy hands have made
I see the stars
I hear the rolling thunder
Thy power throughout
The universe displayed

Then sings my soul
My Saviour, God, to Thee
How great thou art
How great thou art
Then sings my soul
My Saviour, God, to Thee
How great Thou art
How great Thou art
                         - Stuart K. Hine

Indeed.... how great Thou art!

Wednesday, 10 November 2010

LETTERS - Alisdair says "Swiffer Ain't Sexy!"

Response from P & G
Alisdair received a letter on Monday from P & G (also known as Proctor & Gamble Inc.) For a moment or two we were trying to figure out what it was all about. Then we remembered!

Back in July, while staying with Granny and Grandpa and attending Sci-Fi Camp, Alisdair was watching television. A commercial for swiffer mops was aired. In the advertisement, a woman is using a new green Swiffer mop. She likes it so much she takes her old broom outside and props it up near the fence by the garage. Then music plays asking "Who's that sexy lady?" and the rejected broom moves suggestively with a flamingo on the lawn next door. For readers that can't recall seeing this commercial, a video is posted below:





Alisdair felt uncomfortable when they used the word "sexy" and wrote a complaint letter to the company... and Grandma mailed it.

I never saw the letter he sent to P & G but their response (dated October 18. 2010) was as follows:

"Dear Alisdair Ramsay-Mackenzie:

We rely heavily on consumer comments regarding our advertisements, and feedback like yours will help us decide how to approach future advertising efforts.

Please be assured I'm letting our marketing team know how you feel.  Thanks again for writing.

Sincerely,

Melissa
Swiffer Team"

The strangest thing about this whole episode was that the letterhead gives a Post Office Box number in Toronto, Ontario as the return address.  Then, on the corner of the envelope, it says "The P & G Distributing Company, Consumer Relations" and gives a postal box number in Cincinnati, Ohio.  Finally, instead of a stamp, the letter had a Second Class Royal Mail postage sticker with the words "Match Returns X, P O Box 264, EGHAM TW20 2AF and Postage Paid GB."

And so -- if we were going to reply to this letter (which we don't plan to do) -- which address would we use?  Alisdair says he originally used an address in Brampton, Ontario that he found online at swiffer.ca which was advertised in regard to the Swiffer Money-Back Guarantee!


Mysterious envelope from the USA and Great Britain
If that wasn't puzzling enough - the reply Alisdair received was incorrectly addressed to Box 21 instead of the proper Box 2.  We thought the temporary worker, at our local Canada Post outlet, was really on top of things and correctly placed it in our box, despite the wrong address.  However, yesterday, while at the library picking up inter-library loan items we had ordered, another patron was standing at the counter checking books out.  He asked me, "Did you get a letter addressed to Box 21?"  I replied that yes, as a matter of fact, we had.  Mr. Thurlow then told me that was actually HIS box number and he had taken the improperly delivered mysterious letter back into the post office and given it to the worker and asked her to put it in the right slot.

Am I confused yet??.... just a little!  Better go clean my floor while I try to figure this conundrum out!

VIDEO - Sir Ken Robinson offers an Explanation of Changing Education Paradigms

A friend from Chicago, Illinois sent me this video clip which is well worth sharing and watching.  Sir Ken Robinson makes many good points in this animation and offers much "food for thought."


Tuesday, 9 November 2010

PORTER'S PRIMARY - School Photos

The Thinker??
Neilburg Composite School were kind enough to allow Alisdair to come down on the day the "Lifetouch Canada Inc." photographers were in the village taking the traditional pictures of all the students and staff.

The proofs came a little while ago and I was very pleased with the results!  If this is any indication, the boy is enjoying his homeschool experience!  Isobel needed a retake because she looked goofy.  Her proof came back today (from the second time round) -- and she still has a goofy smile!  Ah, maybe that is how 5-year olds are supposed to look!

Here is a sneak peak at Alisdair's photos ... one of these will, no doubt, soon be adorning Granny's fridge and another winging its way across the sea to a photo frame in Scotland!  If any other loyal readers would like a photo, leave a comment and I'll mail one out to you.

The "Package" Pose used for all my prints

Happy Camper
(The t-shirt was given to Alisdair last July when Alisdair he enjoyed being a SCI-FI Camp participant.)

I LOVE those freckles and the spaces between his teeth.  He's recently lost two molars and more are loose!

Club UYN (Use Your NetSmartz) - Certificate & Badge

Alisdair completed an online course from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children's website.  In the "Educator's Guide," the adventure game, which is called Router's Birthday Surprise, is described as "a comprehensive Internet and and personal safety resource for ages 5-10.  In this interactive adventure, Clicky throws a party for his good friend, Router the robo-pup.  Students follow Clicky through his busy day and become part of the story - playing a game show to learn the online safety rules, helping Clicky put the Webville Outlaws back in jail, and deciding who is a trusted adult.  Upon completion, students are certified NetSmartz Kids!"

The game can be found at http://www.netsmartzkids.org/rbs/index.htm  (Note: you will need to create a nickname before entering).

"This was a FUN and educational game." said Alisdair.  "My favourite part was when I got to watch the video clips and interact with Clicky and his friends.  The part that was the most fun was -- at the very end -- when I got to choose a gift to give Router for his birthday.  You also get to choose a box, to use as gift wrap, so I put his clam chowder into a take-out container."

Upon completion of the course, Alisdair received a certificate and a safety patrol badge (pictured below):


Official Netsmartz Kid
 
Alisdair's Safety Patrol Badge